Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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