i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.