talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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