I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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