we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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