yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.