You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.