If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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