Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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