You really coming over, don't trick.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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