It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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