All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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