New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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