just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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