weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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