I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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