this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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