but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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