Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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