I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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