My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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