guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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