David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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