I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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