Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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