HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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