Taylor Swift is so right about you.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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