ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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