well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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