Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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