I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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