Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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