question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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