Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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