I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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