She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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