Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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