i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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