508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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