you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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