god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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