i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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