it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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