Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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