I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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