Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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