he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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