I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
