So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I love having hate sex.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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