ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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