you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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