dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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