it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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