I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
one two three fourrrrnication!
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Randomize
